lazybones

It is just starting to hit me how difficult it is to speak only in French. I tried to argue a point during class today, and there is so much to say that I just don't have the vocabulary for. It is frustrating and exhausting and now I'm beat, so instead of writing about my day here are some pictures of it. 

everyone wears slippers in the house! 

luckily i have some too.

this is the coffee i drank this morning. it was delicious. 

also, that is how it looks straight out of the mysterious coffee appliance--no milk or anything!

this is my desk, and le chien. 

Happy Sunday!

I have lots of reading to do, but in the meantime I leave you with this, which is my favorite song as of about ten hours ago when it was on the radio.

(I would like to dedicate this to the boy who as of today has been putting up with all my antics/loving me in spite of them for two years. )

Important Lessons.

I lied. I can't stop. There is so much going on here, and to resist discussing every detail is a lot harder than you'd think.

Today I slept in since I didn't have class until 11, and I walked to the corner bakery and had a pain au chocolat for breakfast. Blah blah class etc., then I walked down to the Cours Mirabeau (the main drag) with some friends to get crêpes for lunch. 

I have already eaten plenty of crêpes here--Capucine makes particularly good ones, so I've had crêpes for dinner at least twice and for breakfast three times. My favorite so far was one Catherine made, with eggs, ham, and gruyère...also, I love le saucisson (which literally means sausage, but is more like what we'd think of as salami) so when I saw a crêpe on the menu with saucisse, eggs, and gruyère, I was pretty much the happiest girl in Aix (um, how was I a vegetarian?).

If you are ever in France, let me clarify one thing: just because two words are almost exactly the same does not mean they signify the same thing. The saucisses on my crêpe this afternoon were, in fact, four overcooked hot dogs sliced lengthwise and tucked in with the cheese and eggs. Bon appétit?

It's okay though, because yesterday I mentioned offhandedly to my host mom that I love foie gras, so for dinner tonight we had several crusty baguettes with a mini-buffet of foie gras, smoked salmon, and salted butter (the butter here is fattier, which also means more delicious), and about a bottle and a half of white wine. All this was spread on the coffee table, and we ate it while watching the French version of Wheel of Fortune. 

Lilli gave us a bunch of lectures this week about how different the French are and what a major cultural adjustment we're all going through, particularly in terms of mealtimes. In some areas this is definitely true, but living with my host family has been pretty comfortable thus far. 

Tonight I had a three hour conversation with my host mom (in French!) talking about Minnesota vs. North Carolina, the moodiness of teenage daughters, politics in France and America, welfare, panhandlers, and being in a culture different from your own (when she was a student she spent a year studying in Seattle so she gets it). She was talking about me living with them, and demanded to know why I never opened the fridge. 

"Um...Lilli told us not to...she said in France, you wait for things to be offered, and I didn't want to be rude..." 

"Mais non! We are French, but we are not so French. If you are hungry, you eat. If you are thirsty, you take something to drink. You are another daughter here!"

Catherine went on to say how she was glad things are turning out so well, and to always be honest and assertive and not feel like I have to tiptoe around the house. 

"If you want to do something else and not eat here, just tell me. If you want to go out with friends, go out with friends. There will be ups and downs. If you want to cry, you can cry here or you can cry in your room. You can come talk to me or not. You are like a daughter, but it is important that you know you have freedom."

Tonight was a little bit perfect. 

"Le fidelité n'existe pas en France"

This is a not-so-good photo of my school. 

You can tell the people exiting are American because 

they are wearing colors instead of just black or gray. 

"How many of you have boyfriends or girlfriends back in the States?"

About five or six of us raised our hands. 

"Allow me to be frank. Fidelity doesn't exist in France."

This was the beginning of a long and mildly disturbing lecture on dating and affairs of the heart in France. We learned the following:

1. French men love to be rejected. Therefore, if they hit on you and you reject them, they will find this encouraging and redouble their efforts, thinking that your rejection means you secretly want to sleep with him.

2. Eye contact is important. Three seconds of eye contact with a guy is fine, on the fourth, he will think you want to sleep with him and will come introduce himself in order to pursue this. I'm not kidding, this is what she told us. 

3. Don't give a boy your phone number, because he will think you want to sleep with him. 

4. Don't invite a boy over for dinner, because he will think you want to sleep with him. 

I guess I won't really be having any male friends. 

Essentially, Lilli told us to give up all hope of maintaining relationships back home, and to live it up while we're in Europe. We were basically encouraged to cheat on significant others and sleep around, because "seduction and pleasure are a major part of life in France." I know she wants us to assimilate, but I'm not sure that is the best way to do it. The only reason I'm not totally weirded out is because I still think it's hilarious that we got all this advice from a tiny fifty-something American woman and she was SO SERIOUS. 

PS: I'm going to cut down the posts to once a week or so. While there is so much exciting stuff happening, I don't think it's good for my French if I'm babbling on in English every day, although I really want to because it's definitely easier. 

PPS: Don't worry Matt. I will not be taking any of the aforementioned advice. 

PPPS: Sorry Mom, if this was a little too racy for you. 

PPPPS: omigosh, OBAMA! 

the first day!

(This is my room! You're welcome, Mom.)

Today was the first day at the American Center--aside from the extremely long and exhausting test we had to take, everything was a lot of fun. It was the first time all the American students got to meet, which was SO nice. After only seeing my host family, it was nice to be able to speak without worrying whether or not my grammar was correct.  

I went out to lunch with two other kids from my program and a French student named Quentin who is also 20. He loves BMX and American movies, although when we asked him which movies the only one he mentioned was P.S. I Love You. Questionable? Perhaps.

This afternoon, when we were returning from our delicious Italian lunch, we saw a guy in a black striped shirt sprint down the cobblestone street with three baguettes under his arm. Also, there are kids making out on every corner...I suppose there's always something to a cliché.

Right now Capucine and I are watching E! and eating crêpes with Nutella. Gossip shows are automatically classier in French. Also, it's educational. Seriously. (Next up on E!: L'Incroyable Famille Kardashian!)

Retour vers le futur

They have a Back to the Future marathon on television right now. Seriously. 

Even the sunrises are prettier...

I'm here! I arrived yesterday morning, safe and sound but exhausted. The picture above was taken from the window of my almost-empty plane from London to Marseille. My host family is super nice-I'm living with a woman named Catherine and her fifteen year old daughter Capucine, who likes shopping and Katie Perry. 

Yesterday was long and exhausting--it's one thing learning French in the classroom, it's another to trail a bunch of teenagers. I probably understand about 50% when I really listen, but it's pretty tiring and my most used words are probably "Pardon?" and "d'accord." Capucine and her friends use a lot of slang, but Catherine has been really good about speaking slowly and trying to make sure I understand. 

The town of Aix is lovely! There are all these tiny streets and not a lot of cars--people walk everywhere. The apartment is nice and cozy and so pretty, and my bed is HUGE. I'll post pictures later. We live a short walk from the main street--the Cours Mirabeau--and about two minutes away from my school. 

The past two days have been full of things, but I couldn't tell you what exactly because everyone talks so fast. I've already had the best cheese and the strongest coffee of my life, and last night for dinner Catherine cooked (and my cooked I mean it was briefly on fire and the center was still bloody) the largest piece of meat I've ever seen, and it was SO GOOD. We walk everywhere though, and portions are small, so hopefully I won't come back with twice as much Lila to love. 

I'm definitely feeling very American. I made the mistake of wearing a turquiose cardigan the other day, and I stuck out like a sore thumb because everyone wears black and grey here. Also, it seems Capucine knows everyone in Aix under 20, so yesterday we were stopping constantly so she could say hi and everyone could ask her about me. We stopped for coffee a few times with her friends, who are super fashionable and very together and make me feel terribly young and naïve. Teenagers here are like American 25 year olds, if most American 25 year olds were chain smokers. 

Today is a lazy Sunday, everything is closed except the bakeries so we slept late and now Capucine and I are watching an American reality TV show that I don't recognize. Kathy Griffin is hosting, and here it's called "Lovelooser: Les Apprentis Seducteurs." Any ideas?

All the television I've seen here is American. Capucine and I share a TV addiction, and so far we've watched Les Simpson, Walker Texas Ranger, and Chuck. She also loves Sex & the City, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, and Desperate Housewives, so I don't have to be deprived of all the trash I enjoy on a regular basis! Exciting, right?

I promised myself I wouldn't write long narcissistic posts about the minutiae of my day, but here we are. Sorry about that. I have wireless in my house, so you can email me anytime or leave a comment, I would love to hear from all of you!